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cloudykid:

The Greatest Speech Ever Made//Charlie Chaplin

I’ve blogged this a few times before.
Kim Jong-un should watch this.

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theblacklacedandy:

ex0skeletal:

Danse Macabre by Rob Harrison

First time I’ve seen Death depicted in art as a woman, I quite like it!

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reasons i tend to not talk

• people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
• i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
• people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
• i hate my voice
• i have something really mean to say
• i hate you
• i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

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katiedora7:

grove526:

pikastars:

I REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL!

This commercial always made me feel super poor as a child

It made me feel old and sad and nostalgic before I could even fully comprehend those feelings as a child.

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klaraoswin:

we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard

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sosuperawesome:

Dragos Bruma

itsrosesturn:

lil-bit-of-awesome:

timelordin221b:

mydearchevy:

forestofweird:

iM NOT IN THIS FANDOM BUT fUCK THE AUDIO THE AUDIO

I will never fucking get over this audio post

never

accurate

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agentbartowski:

STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS TO EVER EXIST

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pyroflasher:

daughterofmulan:

Our teacher didn’t come to class today so we spent the first twenty minutes doing a seance to call the ghost of Steve Jobs.

Our offering was a bagel and all of our Apple products and we made a pentagram out of people’s laptops.

that’s me on the top right. 

She forgets to mention we had a legitimate psychic in the room.

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